Boob Job app for iPhone smartphone with breast augmentation
Breast augmentation is expensive and time-consuming — and can’t just be done to strangers on the street. So what are you supposed to do if you really want to see how someone would look with a slightly larger chest? Reach for your iPhone, of course!
With an iPhone app appropriately named Boob Job you can give anyone a little lift and boost.
All you need to do is install the app — you can get it from the Apple App Store for a dollar — and find or take a photo of your lucky patient. Then you’ll just swipe, drag, and pinch your fingers against your iPhone’s screen a few times and — tada! — breast augmentation surgery complete.
I decided to try out the app on fellow blogger Whitson Gordon who — while clever and delightfully witty — isn’t exactly in possession of breasts that would make Pamela Anderson envious. I snatched a photo off his Facebook page, opened it in the Boob Job app, dragged some circles onto his chest, and resized them appropriately. Then I tapped some vaguely marked buttons on the next screen to increase the selected parts and add a little highlight along the newly created curves.
You can see Whitson’s pre-virtual-surgery and post-virtual-surgery photos above. The final result won’t tempt any Victoria’s Secret modeling scouts, but it makes for a great laugh.
Former Playboy Playmate Hiromi Oshima recently posed for some cool Oscar tribute posters with Playboy.
The first is for the classic Black Belt Jones (1974)
Hiromi Oshima in Black Belt Jones Oscars tribute poster for Playboy
Original poster from 1974 that Hiromi Oshima’s poster was based on:
Original Black Belt Jones poster
The other remake poster, of Fist of Fury (1972), may be viewed at ‘Nextgirlfriend’.
Here is the (boring by comparison) original.
Original Fist of Fury poster
Super Bowl being played on Twitter this year instead?
“Which team do I want to win the Super Bowl
? Oh, I dunno. I guess the one with the least amount of rapists.”
10 offical odd ball Super Bowl bets that have nothing to do with football going on right now
1.) How long will it take Christina Aguilera to sing the National Anthem?
2.) Will Christina Aguilera wear a cowboy hat while singing the National Anthem?
3.) Will Christina Aguilera’s hair color be anything except completely blonde when she sings the National Anthem?
4.) How Many Times will FOX show Jerry Jones on TV during the Game?
5.) How Many Times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game?
6.) Who will the FOX announcers say has better hair on TV during the game?
7.) What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
8.) What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
9.) Which Super Bowl commercial will have a higher rating on USA Today’s annual Ad Meter?
10.) Which region will have the highest local TV Rating?
Joe Theismann, ESPN announcer and retired NFL quarterback:
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” (Norman? Is he related to Albert?)
But still, happy times.
Coke’s Super Bowl ad with The Simpson:
A woman playing golf at her Playstation was shocked to se her “self” tee off TOPLESS in a Tiger Woods golf game.
Tiger Woods PGA 11 Topless golf computer game
Jo Eley had “spent ages” creating an avatar to make it resemble herself using face-mapping technology. But when she started playing, her avatar was topless and, wearing only white hotpants.
Eley, who will turn 27 shortly, said she believed a programmer put the hidden strip in as a prank after Tiger Woods famous screw around with pornstars that was covered broadly in the media. Jo, the mother of one likes to play the Tiger Woods PGA 11 golf game with her partner Nathan Oliver, where they live in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, UK.
Topless golfer found hidden in Tiger Woods PGA Golf Game for Playstation
She told a tabloid: “We couldn’t stop laughing. Now I can’t get rid of it. It could have been worse, she looks quite good and has bigger boobs than me.”
PG Electronic Arts responded by saing: “We have extensively investigated and have determined that this situation is not possible through a retail copy of the game. The player model is clearly modified as a result of hacking.”
It is not know if Tiger Woods have shown any interest in switching to Playstation golf following these topless news.
Kyla Cole, the sexy model that was brought in as a surprise guest on a Norwegian TV show once, has had her return to modeling confirmed by her agent: Gallery
Here is the old clip.
She has previously said she would go back to Norway, but no further dates or plans have been release yet.
The first set from Kyla Cole’s comeback
Kyla Cole returns to modeling wearing a silky blue shirt at the beach in sunset
The sexy model Kyla Cole has according to the news started modeling again. She was believed to have left modeling permanently 4 years ago.
Gotta love the story going around about Denise Miliani becoming Obama’s new secretary. How could anyone get any work done with her around, man or woman?
Denise Milani working as a Sexy Secretary in Grey Pants and White Blouse