Funny Facebook updates, pictures, and posts.

Lots of funny Facebook updates, pictures, and posts. Some of these are very clever indeed, or humiliating at least, lol.

Andrews surprise party ruined by Facebook posts

Andrews surprise party ruined by Facebook posts

 

Black mans backseat stains Facebook updates

Black mans backseat stains Facebook updates

 

43 people like this - Kelsea in the shower - Seriously guys

43 people like this - Kelsea in the shower - Seriously guys

 

Tylees pregnancy secret revealed from Patricks Facebook wall post

Tylees pregnancy secret revealed from Patricks Facebook wall post

 

Vegas Casino gambler addict on Facebook

Vegas Casino gambler addict on Facebook

 

Proud Parents Facebook Blooper

Proud Parents Facebook Blooper

 

Southbridge meth head on Facebook

Southbridge meth head on Facebook

 

Shoplifting at Steinmark blackmail post

Shoplifting at Steinmark blackmail post

 

Teaching Parakeet to say Man Boobs - Facebook Blooper

Teaching Parakeet to say Man Boobs - Facebook Blooper

 

Swallowed Dildo - Facebook Blooper

Swallowed Dildo - Facebook Blooper

 

Skank Roommate Stealing Clothes - another Facebook blooper

Skank Roommate Stealing Clothes - another Facebook blooper

 

Shoplift if you want Facebook post

Shoplift if you want Facebook post

 

Oversharing Mallrat Reference Facebook Funnies

Oversharing Mallrat Reference Facebook Funnies

 

Mini Skirt to Work - Facebook Post

Mini Skirt to Work - Facebook Post

Keep them coming. Here are are more Facebook funnies:
Tracey’s little sex blunder on Facebook!
Facebook Bloopers, Part 2 (More than Tracey’s ‘Love Cave’)
Facebook Bloopers, Part 3. The lol continues

Facebook Bloopers, Part 2 (More than Tracey’s ‘Love Cave’)

Facebook Bloopers

Joshua, Monica, Bob, Cousin, Sister, typical Facebook Blooper

Joshua, Monica, Bob, Cousin, Sister, typical Facebook Blooper

Laptop is Back, Porn Industry Relieved - Facebook Blooper

Laptop is Back, Porn Industry Relieved - Facebook Blooper

Glow Sticks, Sperm Face - Facebook Blooper

Glow Sticks, Sperm Face - Facebook Blooper

Firealarm and Christmas Puke, but Mom won't have it - Facebook Blooper

Firealarm and Christmas Puke, but Mom won't have it - Facebook Blooper

Eyal and Travis, Swallow - Another Facebook Goodie

Eyal and Travis, Swallow - Another Facebook Goodie

For Tracey’s ultimate Facebook blunder, look to previous post

Busted live Australian ‘nude photos’ banker gets web support

Busted Macquarie banker, David Kiely watching porn in the background

Busted Macquarie banker, David Kiely watching porn in the background

Campaigns to save the job of an Australian banker caught viewing erotic images in the background of a live TV interview are growing on the internet.

Business website Here Is The City News has launched a Save Dave section, in support of Macquarie banker David Kiely, who reportedly could be fired.

More than a dozen groups sympathetic to Mr Kiely have been set up on Facebook.

Mr Kiely became an internet sensation after video of him viewing images of model Miranda Kerr appeared on YouTube.

He is due to meet bank chiefs this week, when his future will be decided, media reports say.

‘Practical joke’

Mr Kiely was seen viewing images of a semi-naked Ms Kerr as a colleague was being interviewed live on the Channel 7 evening news programme. 

He turned around part way through, apparently in surprise, fuelling speculation that he was the victim of a practical joke.

There are reports that Mr Kiely was deliberately sent an email containing the images and opened it unwittingly, before being told to look round, with the broadcast still in progress.

Messages of support for the banker’s plight have been posted on internet campaign sites.

“Macquarie will be making a PR mistake if David Kiely is sacked,” said a comment on Here Is The City News.

“I’m not a banker, but I have joined the campaign regardless,” said another. “The guy doesn’t deserve to be dismissed.”

The London-based website said it was campaigning for Mr Kiely to keep his job, and was urging readers to email the bank directly with messages of support.

‘Sperminator’ gets 12 Facebook chicks pregnant!

U.K. lowers the standards yet again. 

Dominic Baronet Facebook's 'Sperminator' and his 12 Pregnant Idiots

Dominic Baronet Facebook's 'Sperminator' and his 12 Pregnant Idiots

“GIRLS beware! If grinning charmer Dominic Baronet is your Facebook friend delete him NOW – or he’ll have you PREGNANT in a just a few clicks.
Love rat Baronet has been branded The Sperminator for getting TWELVE girls pregnant after wooing them on the social networking site – two of them on the SAME DAY.

Five women are now raising his KIDS, five were talked into ABORTIONS and two are EXPECTING.
For years the laptop lust hunter has secretly preyed on women with his smooth internet patter. He told one smitten girl: “One hundred million sperm entered the womb. Only one made you – that makes you simply the best!”

As well as his wantonly prolific bedroom strike rate, 26-year-old factory worker Baronet boasts a seedy history – a convicted drug dealer sentenced to four years for supplying cocaine and ecstasy. Just the sort of lad you want fathering your babies.
Now, after discovering the truth, one of his most recent conquests patted her four-month bump and demanded he be forced to have THE SNIP.

Angry Kerry Martin, 24, told us: “Dominic should have a danger warning slapped on his Facbook page and be given a compulsory vasectomy to protect other girls.”
Kerry uncovered Baronet’s cheating ways by keeping tabs on his page after he ditched her. In no time she spotted a congratulations message revealing he’d also got 24-year-old Stacy Jones pregnant around the same time…”

Read the rest and weep (for the future of mankind)

Tracey’s little sex blunder on Facebook!

Tracey’s Facebook privacy blunder after she finally got laid again.

Tracey's Facebook blunder after finally getting laid again.

Tracey's Facebook blunder after finally getting laid again.

Facebook Sex Blunder Blooper with Tracey

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