Super Bowl, a bowl of super!

Super Bowl being played on Twitter this year instead?

 CapriceCrane‎ “Which team do I want to win the Super Bowl? Oh, I dunno. I guess the one with the least amount of rapists.”

 10 offical odd ball Super Bowl bets that have nothing to do with football going on right now

1.) How long will it take Christina Aguilera to sing the National Anthem?
2.) Will Christina Aguilera wear a cowboy hat while singing the National Anthem?
3.) Will Christina Aguilera’s hair color be anything except completely blonde when she sings the National Anthem?
4.) How Many Times will FOX show Jerry Jones on TV during the Game?
5.) How Many Times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game?
6.) Who will the FOX announcers say has better hair on TV during the game?
7.) What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
8.) What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
9.) Which Super Bowl commercial will have a higher rating on USA Today’s annual Ad Meter?
10.) Which region will have the highest local TV Rating?
 
FelixsBabes“I heard there are no cheerleaders in Super Bowl this year. But I’ve seen some very hot Super Bowl Girls out there anyway.” 
 
Joe Theismann, ESPN announcer and retired NFL quarterback:
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” (Norman? Is he related to Albert?)
But still, happy times.
Coke’s Super Bowl ad with The Simpson: