Funny Facebook updates, pictures, and posts.

Lots of funny Facebook updates, pictures, and posts. Some of these are very clever indeed, or humiliating at least, lol.

Andrews surprise party ruined by Facebook posts

Andrews surprise party ruined by Facebook posts

 

Black mans backseat stains Facebook updates

Black mans backseat stains Facebook updates

 

43 people like this - Kelsea in the shower - Seriously guys

43 people like this - Kelsea in the shower - Seriously guys

 

Tylees pregnancy secret revealed from Patricks Facebook wall post

Tylees pregnancy secret revealed from Patricks Facebook wall post

 

Vegas Casino gambler addict on Facebook

Vegas Casino gambler addict on Facebook

 

Proud Parents Facebook Blooper

Proud Parents Facebook Blooper

 

Southbridge meth head on Facebook

Southbridge meth head on Facebook

 

Shoplifting at Steinmark blackmail post

Shoplifting at Steinmark blackmail post

 

Teaching Parakeet to say Man Boobs - Facebook Blooper

Teaching Parakeet to say Man Boobs - Facebook Blooper

 

Swallowed Dildo - Facebook Blooper

Swallowed Dildo - Facebook Blooper

 

Skank Roommate Stealing Clothes - another Facebook blooper

Skank Roommate Stealing Clothes - another Facebook blooper

 

Shoplift if you want Facebook post

Shoplift if you want Facebook post

 

Oversharing Mallrat Reference Facebook Funnies

Oversharing Mallrat Reference Facebook Funnies

 

Mini Skirt to Work - Facebook Post

Mini Skirt to Work - Facebook Post

Keep them coming. Here are are more Facebook funnies:
Tracey’s little sex blunder on Facebook!
Facebook Bloopers, Part 2 (More than Tracey’s ‘Love Cave’)
Facebook Bloopers, Part 3. The lol continues

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Facebook Bloopers, Part 3. The lol continues

Boob reduction - Facebook Blooper

Boob reduction - Facebook Blooper

More Facebook bloopers added today, thanks to some of my clever readers.

24 hour Walmart Facebook Blooper

24 hour Walmart Facebook Blooper

 

Boob job vs hand job - Facebook Blooper

Boob job vs hand job - Facebook Blooper

 

Cats and Balls Facebook Blooper

Cats and Balls Facebook Blooper

 

Facebook Banana Hammock Blooper

Facebook Banana Hammock Blooper

 

Facebook Moobs - Man boobs

Facebook Moobs - Man boobs

 

High and losing your mind - Facebook Blooper

High and losing your mind - Facebook Blooper

 

Jersey Shore - Facebook Blooper

Jersey Shore - Facebook Blooper

 

Lisa Freeboobing on Facebook

Lisa Freeboobing on Facebook

 

Masturbating to Metallica with dads response - Facebook Blooper

Masturbating to Metallica with dads response - Facebook Blooper

Having the family on Facebook makes for awkward situations sometimes.
Previous Facebook bloopers:
Tracey’s little sex blunder on Facebook!
Facebook Bloopers, Part 2 (More than Tracey’s ‘Love Cave’)

Cheech and Chong guy appears in Tiger Woods photo – reaches fame.

Mark Pain shoots Tiger Woods and Cheech and Chong man in Golf Picture as Ball Hits Camera

Mark Pain shoots Tiger Woods and Cheech and Chong man in Golf Picture as Ball Hits Camera

When Tiger Woods duffed a shot at the Ryder Cup, the ball zipped directly toward photographer Mark Pain of the Daily Mail. Pain managed to snap an incredible picture, but his good timing isn’t getting nearly as much attention as a bystander in a funny-looking mustache and wig. Yes, that’s all it takes now to become a celebrity.

The “Cigar Guy” has quickly become the new Chuck Norris, inspiring amateur Photoshop junkies everywhere. The Daily Mail says he dressed in tribute to Spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez, but who knew Cigar Guy also appeared in Donnie Darko? Or knocked out Sonny Liston? Or watched Jack Ruby shoot Lee Harvey Oswald? Got an idea of your own? The website knowyourmeme.com posted a Cigar Guy template.

But who is he? Time pleads on its Newsfeed blog for the man behind the mustache to identify himself. That would probably be pointless, because he’ll never be known by anything but Cigar Guy for the rest of his life. Or at least for the rest of the month, and then a new funny-looking bystander will dominate the Internets.

Mark Pain shoots Tiger Woods and Cheech and Chong man in Golf Picture as Ball Hits Camera 2

Mark Pain shoots Tiger Woods and Cheech and Chong man in Golf Picture as Ball Hits Camera 2

Interview with photographer Mark Pain:

 Harry Smith: Instead of [the golf ball] going high up into the air and over your head, what happened?

Mark Pain: Normally — 99 times out of 100, or for Tiger 99,000 times out of 100,000 — he would just chip that to within two or three inches of the hole. When we’re working with Tiger we’ve never had any problems getting that near to him because we know that it’s never going to be an issue.

But all the grass had been trampled by the spectators and he just seemed to catch it really wrong, and it just dinked out to his right and it just headed straight towards me, hit my camera and then hit me, and then landed at my feet. And Tiger’s face — he almost couldn’t believe it. He couldn’t believe he played such a bad shot, really.

Smith: Did Tiger or his caddie say anything to you like, “You’re really too close, you need to move back a little bit”?

Pain: They did … and then we all moved back. Tiger’s caddie Steve [Williams], he’s got a reputation for being very very strict with us photographers … but no, we were all in a perfect position, and the marshalls had agreed where we were. … There was a very wide angle for him to play a shot into towards the green.

Smith: Was it just instinct that made you click the shot?

Pain: It’s pretty much instinct. … You totally focusing on Tiger’s expression because once the ball goes past you there are still moments there to capture. He can throw his club away, celebrate, do whatever he does.

Smith: And the camera’s okay?

Pain: Camera’s fine. It’s a Nikon D3S, it’s taken a bit of a knock here but it’s absolutely perfect. … And it’s only a month old.

Cigar turban guy at Tiger Woods Ryders Cup play

Cigar turban guy at Tiger Woods Ryders Cup play

Eurovision 2010 – Eurocraze in Oslo Norway

Eurovision is upon us once again. Lot’s of craze about, well, what? Let’s face it, the music from the Eurovision Song Contest is always 99% rubbish. It’s one giant freakshow of so-called European nations, worse even than MTV these days. However, we can’t dismiss the Eurovision SC completly, for one good reason: it’s comical value.

There are some funny videos here I will admit, Eurovision Videos

Lena Meyer-Landrut (SKL Show 'Tag Des Gluecks')

Lena Meyer-Landrut (SKL Show 'Tag Des Gluecks')

“Oi don’t give a shit,” Germany’s newest pop star sings in her odd accent, Der Spiegel

Even BBC agrees to Eurovision being a cliche, Eurovision 2010: How to write the winning lyric

Let the show begin! Now who will win? Oi don’t give a shit. 🙂

Facebook Bloopers, Part 2 (More than Tracey’s ‘Love Cave’)

Facebook Bloopers

Joshua, Monica, Bob, Cousin, Sister, typical Facebook Blooper

Joshua, Monica, Bob, Cousin, Sister, typical Facebook Blooper

Laptop is Back, Porn Industry Relieved - Facebook Blooper

Laptop is Back, Porn Industry Relieved - Facebook Blooper

Glow Sticks, Sperm Face - Facebook Blooper

Glow Sticks, Sperm Face - Facebook Blooper

Firealarm and Christmas Puke, but Mom won't have it - Facebook Blooper

Firealarm and Christmas Puke, but Mom won't have it - Facebook Blooper

Eyal and Travis, Swallow - Another Facebook Goodie

Eyal and Travis, Swallow - Another Facebook Goodie

For Tracey’s ultimate Facebook blunder, look to previous post

Busted live Australian ‘nude photos’ banker gets web support

Busted Macquarie banker, David Kiely watching porn in the background

Busted Macquarie banker, David Kiely watching porn in the background

Campaigns to save the job of an Australian banker caught viewing erotic images in the background of a live TV interview are growing on the internet.

Business website Here Is The City News has launched a Save Dave section, in support of Macquarie banker David Kiely, who reportedly could be fired.

More than a dozen groups sympathetic to Mr Kiely have been set up on Facebook.

Mr Kiely became an internet sensation after video of him viewing images of model Miranda Kerr appeared on YouTube.

He is due to meet bank chiefs this week, when his future will be decided, media reports say.

‘Practical joke’

Mr Kiely was seen viewing images of a semi-naked Ms Kerr as a colleague was being interviewed live on the Channel 7 evening news programme. 

He turned around part way through, apparently in surprise, fuelling speculation that he was the victim of a practical joke.

There are reports that Mr Kiely was deliberately sent an email containing the images and opened it unwittingly, before being told to look round, with the broadcast still in progress.

Messages of support for the banker’s plight have been posted on internet campaign sites.

“Macquarie will be making a PR mistake if David Kiely is sacked,” said a comment on Here Is The City News.

“I’m not a banker, but I have joined the campaign regardless,” said another. “The guy doesn’t deserve to be dismissed.”

The London-based website said it was campaigning for Mr Kiely to keep his job, and was urging readers to email the bank directly with messages of support.